My ass my rules

My Ass My Rules by Raissa Oltmanns is a vibrant and empowering artwork that celebrates body positivity, individuality, and unapologetic confidence. Featuring a strong female figure in a playful strawberry bikini against a bold blue background, this poster combines bright colors with a powerful message: “My Ass, My Rules.”

The design highlights natural beauty, with details like stretch marks illustrated with care and respect, turning them into a proud statement rather than something to hide. This makes the poster not only a striking visual piece but also a celebration of authenticity and self-love.

The bold use of colors – warm skin tones, juicy pinks, and deep blue – creates an expressive contrast that immediately catches the eye. The playful strawberry pattern on the bikini adds a whimsical touch, while the handwritten slogan reinforces the artwork’s message of empowerment.

This poster is perfect for bedrooms, dressing rooms, or any space where personal empowerment and confidence should shine. It also makes an inspiring addition to a creative studio, gym, or modern living room where art with a message matters.

For framing, an oak frame enhances the warmth of the design, while a black frame makes the bold colors stand out even more. A white frame softens the overall look, making it blend seamlessly with light, Scandinavian interiors.

Available in 30x40 cm and 50x70 cm sizes, My Ass My Rules adapts easily to different spaces. Hang it as a stand-alone statement piece or include it as part of a gallery wall with other colorful and bold artworks by Raissa Oltmanns.

Raissa Oltmanns’ work is known for combining humor, strength, and social commentary, and My Ass My Rules is a perfect example of this style. It’s not just wall decor – it’s a reminder to embrace who you are, live confidently, and stand proud.

Bring home a poster that doesn’t just decorate your walls but inspires and uplifts your everyday life.

How to hang your poster – simple and stylish tips

Getting a poster to hang perfectly is all about the small details. Start by choosing the right height — as a general rule, the center of the poster should sit around 145–155 cm (57–61 inches) from the floor, placing it naturally at eye level. Pick a frame that complements both the artwork and the room, and take a moment to measure so everything hangs straight.

Consider the lighting too: natural light makes colours appear vibrant, but avoid direct sunlight to keep the print looking beautiful for years. If you're hanging multiple posters together, begin from the center and keep the spacing consistent for a clean, balanced look.

It's the little adjustments that make all the difference — creating a refined and well-composed result.

Hang your poster with no measuring stress

Use painter's tape for a quick and perfectly straight result:

1. Hold your frame against the wall where you want it.
2. Place a strip of painter's tape along the top edge of the frame.
3. Mark exactly where the nail or screw should go.
4. Remove the tape and stick it onto the wall — perfectly level.
5. Hammer the nail into the marked spot.
6. Remove the tape and hang your poster.

A simple method for a clean, perfectly aligned poster — every time.

Fast delivery

We strive to ship your order from our warehouse within 24 hours – and always guarantee dispatch within 2–3 business days.

Shipping within Denmark costs 49 DKK with GLS parcel shop.

Free shipping over 399 DKK or 4+ posters (Denmark only)

Easy and secure returns

You have a full 14-day return right.

Simply contact us at hello@helloposter.com if you wish to return your order.

Important: Uncollected parcels are not considered valid cancellations, and you cannot cancel a purchase by refusing delivery.

A return handling fee of 49 DKK will be deducted from your refund.

Returns

All return items must be sent directly to our address – not to a parcel shop.

Uncollected orders are also not considered returns; in these cases, the buyer covers the return shipping cost of 49 DKK.

For orders that included free shipping, the actual shipping costs we incurred will be deducted from your refund.

The buyer always covers return shipping costs.

Please note that we do not accept parcels sent as “cash on delivery.”

To ensure fast processing, please contact us at hello@helloposter.com before returning your order.